Four sketches - Bruce Demaugé

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Christmas
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– Julie, are you in love ?
– Yes I am.
– What’s his name ?
– It’s Mohamed-Ali.
– You are Mohamed-Ali’s
girlfriend ?
– That’s right, Anissa.
– Oh, you’re lucky !
– Tomorrow it will be Christmas Day !
– I wish you a merry Christmas !
– Did you make a Christmas
tree ?
– Yes, I did.
– Did you write to Santa
Claus ?
– Yes, I ordered a game pad,
a doll, some posters, a guitar,
some playing cards, the last
season of Prison Break, a
Alen, Anissa, Beyza, Brandon, Bruce,
Chems-Ed-Dine, Franceska, Houari, Ilias, Iman,
Inès, Julie, Kenza, Livia, Lorenzo, Lucie,
Maëva, Martine, Mélissa, Mohamed,
Mohamed-Ali, Mohamed Reda, Nadia, Nour,
Rami, Rayane, Rita, Sérina, Siham, Zahra.
Four
sketches
Knock, knock, knock…
– Hello !
– Welcome !
– My name is Martine.
– I’m Rita.
– Do you want a chocolate
cake ?
– Yes.
– One dollar, please.
–OK.
– Thank you.
– You’re welcome.
– Good bye !
The boyfriend
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Personnal Computer and a
little sister.
– What !? A little sister !?
– Yes.
– But Father Christmas can’t
bring babies !
– So who can do it ?
– Storks do it !
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At the restaurant 4
Alen and Beyza are going to the
restaurant.
Alen says : « Let's sit down here !
– Yes, good idea !
– What would you like ?
– I love cakes !
– You're not going to eat only cakes !
Would you like a pizza ?
– Oh, no ! I hate pizzas !
– Do you like hamburgers ?
– No, I don't. I prefer eating shark and
snake meat.
– Yuck ! Are you joking ?
– Of course I am. I don't like those animals.
– Let me choose something for you.
It will be a surprise. »
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Quatre saynètes,
produites collectivement
par l’ensemble des élèves
d’une classe de cycle 3
à partir de leurs
“textes libres en anglais”.
The cake
Alen calls the waitress and
whispers her something.
A few minutes later, she comes
back with two plates.
Beyza asks : « What's this ?
– It's a surprise, I told you ! Have
a try ! »
Beyza eats a mouthful.
« Yum. It's delicious. What is it ?
– It is a little dog called Chihuahua.
– Ohoooo ! »
She collapses.
Alen stands up and says : « Wake
up ! Wake up ! It's a joke. It is
just rabbit ! »
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