MARCH NEWSLETTER

JOKES
Q.: Why can’t the
bicycle stand up on
its own?
A: It’s two-tired.
Q:Where do pencils
go for vacation?
A: Pencil-Vania.
Q: What do you call
a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: What do you get
from a pampered
cow?
A: Spoiled milk
Q: Why are teddy
bears never hungry?
A: They are always
stuffed!
Q: Why do fish live
in salt water?
A: Because pepper
makes them
sneeze!
Q: Why are fish so
smart?
A: Because they live
in schools.
Q: What do you call
a cow that won't
give milk?
A: A milk dud!
Q: Why is a fish
easy to weigh?
A: Because it has
its own scales!
FUN FACTS
A human bone is five times
stronger than a piece of
steel that weighs the same
amount.
The longest raw egg toss
was 107 yards.
In 2012, a Chinese man had
a dress made from 9999
roses for his girlfriend.
A 22 year old man needed a
new nose. Instead of having
surgery the doctor made a
new nose on his head.
Putting a car alarm remote
by your chin or face
increases the range.
Any month that starts on a
Sunday has Friday the 13th
in it.
The electric chair was
invented by a dentist.
Astronauts can’t burp in
space.
Avocadoes are poisonous to
birds.
Baby beavers are called
kittens.
Barbie’s full name is
Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Hawaii is moving toward
Japan 4 inches every year.
RIDDLES
Q: When you have me, you
feel like sharing me. But, if
you do share me, you don't
have me. What am I?
A: A Secret.
Q: What question can you
never answer yes to?
A: Are you asleep yet?
Q: I am not alive, but I grow;
I don't have lungs, but I need
air; I don't have a mouth, but
water kills me. What am I?
A: Fire.
Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t
see?
A: Mississippi
Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and
a bird are racing to the top
of a coconut tree. Who will
get the banana first, the
monkey, the squirrel, or the
bird?
A: None of them, because
you can’t get a banana from
a coconut tree!
La Jour De Saint Patrick
Par: Chenny Nam
Il y a une fête spéciale sur lundi, 17 mars, et c’est le jour de Saint
Patrick! Je crois que tout le monde est excité pour le jour de saint
Patrick. Est-ce que tu sais comment le jour de saint Patrick était créé?
Au commencement de XVIIe siècle, le jour de la Saint Patrick était
officiellement devenu la fête de chrétienne dans Irlande. Sur le jour de
Saint Patrick, il y a des festivals publics et les gens portent des
vêtements vert ou trèfles. Chrétiens participent dans des services
religieux. Le jour de Saint Patrick est célèbre dans les pays comme ;
République of Irlande, Irlande Nord, Terre Neuve et Labrador et
Montèrent, Grande-Bretagne, Canada, État Unis Argentina, Australie et
Nouvelle-Zélande.
Editors: Brooke .G, Rachel .C, Erin .I
Junior Editors: Ariana .M, Alicia .N
Birthdays
School Events
March Break starts
on Monday Mar. 3rd10 th
Reach Mar. 13th, 20th
and 27th.
Mar.17th is St.
Patricks Day.
No school Mar. 28th.
Choir every Tuesday.
March.2nd Abbigail
Casey
4th Noah Anthony
6th Fritz Cantero
7th Reese Leslie-Dyer
9th Cole Peters
9th Katelyn Logan
11th Ethan Lockhart
11th Erich Pospolita
12th Austin Robinson
18th Dylan Leavitt
23rd Hannah Loveless
25th Ashton Taylor
26th Olivia Cooke
27th Kyla Chase
28th Ethan Corning
29th Evan Carr
29th Evan Loveless
Colouring Contest
30th Louise Bryan
This colouring page is for grades K-4. It will be due March 17th. Please put
your name and class on the back so we can judge fairly. People will be
coming around to collect. Please DON’T send your colouring contest to the
office as it may get lost. Thanks!! 
31st Dylan Buchanan
31st Cohen Chase