Hares: Biggus Dickus and Hawkeye Scribe by: Zenergy

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Scribe Report 1694 – August 22nd 2016
39 Hashers this week!
Hares: Biggus Dickus and Hawkeye
Scribe by: Zenergy
Report in French (Rapport en Anglais en-dessous)
Moi, ZENERGY, j’ai ete designe “scribe” etant donne
que je ne peux pas courir en ce moment, car j’ai ete
opere du tibia et je ne me deplace avec des bequilles.
Je dois traduire de l’anglais en francais = difficile.
La course a lieu a la plage Jomtien Beach. Le GM,
GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER est arrive le premier
avec le grand Americain RUNNING BARE. Je ne
pense pas qu’il a fait le tour, malgre son shirt mouille ?
Cercle : Que penser de la course? C’est ok, malgre que
certain ont perdu la trace des papiers, autrement
parfait avec un parcours de 7.3k.
Lotterie : Oui, ma femme LIPO VITAMIN et TWO
TIME et d’autres dont je ne connais pas les noms
etaient les gagnants.
Virgin : Un autre Belge…
J’ai deja beaucoup de run,par contre, il y avait
seulement une quarantaine de participants aujourd’hui
dans le cercle,mais l’ambiance est toujours sympatique
et amusante. A tour de role, assis sur la glace et chants
sans oublier de boire le godet de biere…
A-Site Mis-Directions:
From Soi Thep Prasit head Southbound for 20 km to Hwy 332.
Turn left at the light into Hwy 332 and continue 2.4 km and turn
right (HHH). Follow the road for 4.2 km to Wat Thung Prong
and turn left (HHH). Follow this road for 730m and turn left
again (HHH). Continue 450m and turn right into housing estate
(HHH). Continue to second street and turn left and park
wherever (100-150m). A-Site at bottom of this street.
demande qui est le premier aux jeux olympiques?
Medaille en chocolat? (c’est en dessous du podium)
V.V. est oublie et les autres le rapelle au GM, alors il
va dans le bac a glace. (7 Belges sont ensemble sur
la glace)
Hash Hymn : Avec une chanson de “Allouette, je te
plumerai” en anglais. C’est bien la premiere fois que
je ne m’assoies pas sur la glace, l’avantage d’etre
“scribe et handicape“. Je serai encore la Lundi
prochain avec mes bequilles ou ce sera un “Belgian
Run” a Asian University.\
Anniversaire : HAWKEYE a recu son Polo Shirt
pour ses 50 courses. Felicitations.
See you. on,on ZENERGY.
Le tour des “Belges” assis sur la glace et le GM
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Pattaya Hash House Harriers – Run 1694 – August 22nd 2016
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Veterans’ Run – GKW and Sir Spag
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Hashers Present Previous Week – 41
11 ARSE VAN HOLE; 569 BALL RINGER; 55 BIGGUS DICKUS; 81 BURL IVES; 137 CROCODILE; 59 DEL BOY; 260 GANGREEN; 3 GASBAG; 736 GENERAL
KIDNEY WIPER; 67 GOLDEN RIVET; 50 HAWKEYE; 667 LADY FLIPPER; 311 LIBERACE; 99 LOST CAUSE; 79 MISS USE ME; 157 NECROPHILIA NIGHT
RIDER; 190 RUBBER DICK; 141 RUNNING BARE; 36 SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE; 210 SEAL SUCKER; 658 SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC; 689 SIR FREE WILLY; 689 SIR
REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD; 10 SQUEAK; 385 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS; 27 TELLY TUBBY; 8 THE WIZARD; 23 UNSTABLE LOAD; 9 VIOS; 294 WANKKING'S WANKER
Returners – 6
243 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE; 292 DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES; 9 LIPO VITAMIN; 116 POCAHONTAS; 170 TWO TIME; 782 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR
Virgins – 1
Lode Stockmans
Anniversaries – 2
HAWKEYE was congratulated on completing her 50th Run.
HAWKEYE was awarded her 50th Run Polo Shirt.
for 50 runs. Felicitations.
Rapport en Anglais (Report in French above)
I, ZENERGY have been designated “scribe” given
that I can not run at this time because I had an
operation on my tibia and I’m moving around on
crutches.
Tour the “Belgian” sitting on the ice and the GM
asking which is the first Olympic games? Chocolate
medal? (That is below the podium) V.V. is forgotten
and reminds others to the GM, then it goes into the ice
tray. (7 Belgians are all on the ice)
I have to translate from English into French
= difficult. The run takes place at Jomtien Beach.
Hash Hymn: To the tune of “Allouette, Jaunty
Allouette” in good Anglais.
Le GM, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER is the first
back in with the great American RUNNING BARE.
This is the first time I do not find my arse on the ice,
the advantage of being “scribe with a handicap“.
I do not think he made the whole circuit, despite his
shirt being wet?
I’ll still be here next Monday with my crutches. It will
be a “Belgian Run” at Asian University.
Circle: What about the run? It’s ok, despite that some
have lost track of paper, otherwise perfect with a
7.3k course.
See you, on, on.
Lottery: Yes, my wife LIPO VITAMIN and TWO
TIME and others I do not know the names were the
winners.
On-On ! Zenergy
Next Week’s Scribe is Lipo Vitamin
Virgin: another Belgian …
Respecting the laws of Thailand
And the dignity of the people.
I already many run by cons, there were only forty
participants today in the circle, but the atmosphere is
always friendly and amusing. a role lap, sitting on the
ice and songs remembering to drink the cup of beer
…
Anniversaries: HAWKEYE received her Polo Shirt
Keep it Green – Bring your TRASH back to A-site
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