BEER . WINE . C OCKT AILS

This Week’s Cocktail Menu Is Brought To You By…
HEADLINES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
$13
MAN COOKING UP RAMEN IN A SPEEDO ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE
NUTS WITH 20 BOTTLE ROCKETS
Old Overholt Rye Whiskey, Chinese 5 Spice, Soy, Walnut Bitters
PIG IN AUSTRALIA STEALS 18 BEERS FROM CAMPERS. GETS DRUNK. FIGHTS
COW
Pigs Nose Scotch Whiskey, Green Flash Double Stout Syrup, Amaretto, Cream
POSTMAN BEATEN BY LAVENDER BUSH
Espolon Blanco, Aperol, Grapefruit, Lavender Salt
WOMAN IN SUMO WRESTLER SUIT ASSAULTED HER EX-GIRLFRIEND IN GAY PUB
AFTER SHE WAVED AT A MAN DRESSED AS A SNICKERS BAR
Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey, Peanut Caramel Infused Coffee, Bitters, Salt
BIG RIG CARRYING FRUIT CRASHES ON 210 FREEWAY. CREATES JAM
Edinburgh Gin, House Made Mixed Berry Jam, Lemon, Egg White
SUSPICIOUS FLASHLIGHT
Espolon Blanco, Green Tea, Yellow Chartreuse, Lime, Egg White, Flashlight
DRUNK WOMAN STEALS A FERRY AND YELLS: ‘I’M JACK SPARROW!’
Pussers Navy Rum, Earl Grey, Maple, Lemon
DRUNK WAITRESS TRIED TO WEAR A CHEESEBURGER AS A SANDAL AFTER
GETTING CAUGHT HAVING SEX OUTSIDE WAFFLE HOUSE
Bacon Washed Rye Whiskey, Maple Syrup, Lemon, Bacon
HANKS ON THE HILL CLASSICS
$12
CANNOT TELL A LIE
Makers Mark Bourbon, Blood Orange Infused Vermouth, Orange Bitters, Brandied Cherry
HANKY PANKY “HILL STYLE”
Vodka or Gin, Citrus Sage Soda
VIRGINIA’S FOR LOVERS
Catocin Creek Gin, Orange Shrub, Lemon, Soda
FORGETFULLY FERNET
Jameson, Lemon, Ginger, Fernet Branca
DAILY HOUSE PUNCH
$7
NON ALOCHOLIC HOUSE MADE SODAS
$4
CITRUS SAGE, HIBISCUS, SPICED CRANBERRY, PEAR, GRAPEFRUIT
BEER. WINE. COCKTAILS
SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE PEAR: U.S PEAR FARMERS THANKFUL TO RICK ROSS
Catoctin Creek Gin, Pear, Lemongrass, Citrus
Wine
(All Wine Is Listed in Order From Light to Full/Sparkling to Red)
Glasses
Brut, Charles de Fere, France, NV……...………………………..……………….…………..9/36
Cava Rosé, Biutiful, Requena, Spain, NV…………………………………………………..11/44
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Gruner Veltliner, Gobelsburger, Kamptal, Austria, 2012…………………………………...12/48
Reisling, Saarstein, Kabinett , Germany, 2011…………………………………………..…12/48
Pinot Grigio, Fantinel, Friuli Grave, Italy, 2013…..………………………………………....12/48
Sauvignon Blanc, Twin Islands, Marlborough, New Zealand, 2014………………………12/48
Chardonnay, Domaine Bellevue, Loire, France, 2012...……………………..…………….12/48
Muscadet, Clos De La Fontaine, Sur Lie, France, 2012……… ……………………….....10/40
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Pinot Noir, Rickshaw, Banshee Wines, Sonoma, California 2013…..……………………13/50
Cabernet Sauvignon, Heron, Napa, California, 2011……………………………….……..11/44
Tempernillo, Crianza, Finca Nueva, Rioja, Spain, 2012…………………………………...12/48
Zinfandel Blend, Reds, Lodi-California, 2012……………………………………………….11/44
Bottles
Pol Roger Brut, Champagne, NV………………………………………………………………..90
Pinot Noir, L. Vitteaut-Alberti, Bourgogne Mousseux Rouge, France, NV…………………..55
Pierre Sparr, Brut Reserve, Cremant D’ Alsace, France, NV………………………………….60
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White Bordeaux, Chateau De Fontenille, Bordeaux, France, 2013………………………….50
Viognier, Les Contours de Deponcins, Francois Villard, Rhone, France, 2012…………….80
Albarino, Lagar De Costa, Rias Baixas, Spain, 2012………………………………………….60
Verdejo, Jose Pariente, Rueda, Spain, 2012…………………………………………………..55
Pinot Gris, The Ned, Marlborough, New Zealand………………………………………………44
Chardonnay, Tyler, Zotovich Family Vineyard, St. Rita Hills, California, 2010……..…........78
Muscat Blend, Champ Du Roy, Chateau Coupe Roses, Minervois, France, 2012………...48
Melon De Bourgogne, Lieu Dit, Santa Maria Valley, California, 2013………………………..55
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Pinot Noir Rosé, Lieu, Dit, Santa Ynez Valley, California, 2013………………………………80
Granache Rosé, Dragonette Cellars, Happy Canyon, Califonia, 2013………………………60
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Pinot Noir, Angeline Reserve, Sonoma, California, 2011……………………………………..55
Syrah, Barnard Griffin, Richland, Washington, 2011…………………………………………..50
Cabernet Sauvignon, Barrack, “Ten Goal”, Happy Canyon, California, 2008……………..125
Cabernet Sauvignon\Merlot, Baby Blue, Blue Rock, Sonoma County, California, 2012…..80
Malbec, Finca Pircas, Familia Mayol, Mendoza, Argentina, 2011…………………………...65
Cabernet Franc, Domaine Des Roches Neuves, Loire, France, 2013………………………50
Cabernet Sauvignon, Chappellet, Saint Helena, California, 2012…………………………...55