MARCH NEWSLETTER
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MARCH NEWSLETTER
JOKES Q.: Why can’t the bicycle stand up on its own? A: It’s two-tired. Q:Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-Vania. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed! Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools. Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A: A milk dud! Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: Because it has its own scales! FUN FACTS A human bone is five times stronger than a piece of steel that weighs the same amount. The longest raw egg toss was 107 yards. In 2012, a Chinese man had a dress made from 9999 roses for his girlfriend. A 22 year old man needed a new nose. Instead of having surgery the doctor made a new nose on his head. Putting a car alarm remote by your chin or face increases the range. Any month that starts on a Sunday has Friday the 13th in it. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Astronauts can’t burp in space. Avocadoes are poisonous to birds. Baby beavers are called kittens. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Hawaii is moving toward Japan 4 inches every year. RIDDLES Q: When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I? A: A Secret. Q: What question can you never answer yes to? A: Are you asleep yet? Q: I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? A: Fire. Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see? A: Mississippi Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird? A: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree! La Jour De Saint Patrick Par: Chenny Nam Il y a une fête spéciale sur lundi, 17 mars, et c’est le jour de Saint Patrick! Je crois que tout le monde est excité pour le jour de saint Patrick. Est-ce que tu sais comment le jour de saint Patrick était créé? Au commencement de XVIIe siècle, le jour de la Saint Patrick était officiellement devenu la fête de chrétienne dans Irlande. Sur le jour de Saint Patrick, il y a des festivals publics et les gens portent des vêtements vert ou trèfles. Chrétiens participent dans des services religieux. Le jour de Saint Patrick est célèbre dans les pays comme ; République of Irlande, Irlande Nord, Terre Neuve et Labrador et Montèrent, Grande-Bretagne, Canada, État Unis Argentina, Australie et Nouvelle-Zélande. Editors: Brooke .G, Rachel .C, Erin .I Junior Editors: Ariana .M, Alicia .N Birthdays School Events March Break starts on Monday Mar. 3rd10 th Reach Mar. 13th, 20th and 27th. Mar.17th is St. Patricks Day. No school Mar. 28th. Choir every Tuesday. March.2nd Abbigail Casey 4th Noah Anthony 6th Fritz Cantero 7th Reese Leslie-Dyer 9th Cole Peters 9th Katelyn Logan 11th Ethan Lockhart 11th Erich Pospolita 12th Austin Robinson 18th Dylan Leavitt 23rd Hannah Loveless 25th Ashton Taylor 26th Olivia Cooke 27th Kyla Chase 28th Ethan Corning 29th Evan Carr 29th Evan Loveless Colouring Contest 30th Louise Bryan This colouring page is for grades K-4. It will be due March 17th. Please put your name and class on the back so we can judge fairly. People will be coming around to collect. Please DON’T send your colouring contest to the office as it may get lost. Thanks!! 31st Dylan Buchanan 31st Cohen Chase