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Teacher : Oui, Lauren, il faut que vous parlez en français.
Lauren : Is it?
Teacher : Lauren, it's a French oral exam, you have to try to speak in French
Lauren :Whatever.
Teacher : Lauren, s'il vous plait. Quelle - âge - avez - vous?
Lauren : I - don't - know - aks - me - in - English.
Teacher : Lauren, it's a French oral test
Lauren : But I ain't a French oral
Teacher : What?
Lauren : I'm an English oral, so if you want to aks me a question, aks me English
Teacher : Lauren, French is an important language
Lauren : Not for me, it ain't
Teacher : It can teach you a lot about your own language
Lauren : Don't care
Teacher : Lauren, you have to try to make an effort
Lauren : No I don't
Teacher : It's a beautiful language
Lauren : Miss, have you got hairy armpits?
Teacher : I beg your pardon?
Lauren : Are you scared of razors, miss?
Teacher : No, no I'm not
Lauren : Are they expensive in French lands?
Teacher : No, they're not
Lauren : Why don't you buy one then?
Teacher : How dare you!
Lauren : Miss, were you in 'Allo, 'Allo?
Teacher : No
Lauren : Miss, say 'Good moaning'
Teacher : No
Lauren : Go on, just say 'Good moaning'
Teacher : No
Lauren : Go on, say 'Good moaning'
Teacher : No, I'm not going to say that
Lauren : Please, Miss, just say 'Good moaning'... say 'Good moaning'
Teacher : Good moaning
Lauren : You were in 'Allo, 'Allo, miss!
Teacher : Right, Lauren, that's enough.
I'm not going to stand here and listen to this kind of xenophobic abuse from a stupid girl who is too
ignorant to even learn the language, let alone understand the people.
I will fail you for this test, which means you will get an F for the entire module.
Lauren : Suis je bovvered?
Teacher : What?
Lauren : Suis je bovvered though?
Teacher : Lauren...
Lauren : Regardez mon visage.
Teacher : Comment?
Lauren : Regardez mon visage.
Teacher : Lauren...
Lauren : Regardez mon visage .
Est-ce que mon visage bovvered?
Teacher : Non, mais...
Lauren : Non, parce que je'n'suis pas bovvered
Teacher : Lauren, your behaviour, it's absolutely appalling. Do you behave like this at home?
Lauren : Est-ce que vous disrespecté ma famille?
Teacher : Quoi?
Lauren : Est-ce que vous appellez ma mère une pykie?
Teacher : Non
Lauren : Est-ce que vous appellez mon père un gyppo?
Teacher : Pas de tout!
Lauren : Regardez. Visage. Regardez. Est-ce que mon visage bovvered? Je suis pas bovvered.
Regardez mon visage, j'suis pas bovvered, pas bovvered, pas bovvered. Thierry Henri, c'est pas
bovvered, pas
bovvered, pas bovvered, regardez mon visage, frère Jacques, frère Jacques,
je suis pas bovvered, pas
bovvered, un kilo de pommes, un kilo de pommes, j'suis pas bovvered,
où est le syndicat d'initiatives ?
j'suis pas bovvered, j'suis pas bovvered,
'Allo 'Allo, René, René, René,
regardez mon visage, j'suis pas bovvered
I ain't – bovvered!
Teacher : I'm proud to call myself French. Our nation has produced some of the finest examples of
culture and enlightenment in European history.
Our philosophers, our film-makers, our artists have made a profound contribution to modern
civilisation.
And you, young lady, if you bothered to pay the slightest attention in my lessons, might benefit
also.
Lauren : Have you been eating garlic?